Some days church is too hard with 3 boys!

Well, as I have mentioned before, Wayne and I are both in our ward choir. And on Sunday we had a choir performance, so we had to be to church by 10:15, which shouldn't be that hard except we were up until 11:00 on Saturday night playing Rock Band at Tom and Julie's house. So we drag ourselves and our 3 boys to church and practice until 5 minutes to 11, and as we sit down I realize that we had pulled out the pork roast but hadn't started it cooking, so Wayne went home to put it on before our song and took Shad with him. Well, when he came back to sacrament meeting Shad had peed his pants. I told Wayne that I had brought a change of pants for Shad (he is still having a few accidents when I am not around to remind him to go on the toilet) but I had not had time to grab underwear. So Wayne took Shad out and put the new pants on him with nothing underneath. Well we made it through sacrament meeting and we all went to our classes. About 20 minutes into Sunday school, Tanner has diarrhea and I have to leave to go change him. Ten minutes after I get back, one of the nursery leaders comes in and asks one of us to come with her, and since I was holding Tanner, Wayne volunteers. So, class ends and relief society begins, but Wayne has not come back, even for his scriptures. I had brought a bottle for Tanner but the only thing we had to put in the bottle was red koolaid, so I let him drink it in relief society when he started getting fussy and when he was done I put it on the floor, well apparently he got a hold of it and was playing with it on the seat in front of me. I really didn't think anything of it until the lady who had been sitting there came back and sat in the seat next to that one. I decided I didn't want to put anyone else out and stood up to grad him and found that he had been splattering koolaid on the seat, oops! So I took the bottle and then put him on the floor. 5 minutes later, Tanner was in the isle next to me and of course he up chucks the RED koolaid in a big pile on the floor. There was no one there to leave Tanner with so I picked him up and raced to the bathroom to get some paper towels to clean up the barf. While I was wiping it up, Tanner diarrheas once again!! At this point I decide I am done. After I change him I go outside to get in the van and it is gone. I assumed that what ever happened with Shad helped Wayne decide to go home so I made a call home and found out that Shad had pooped his pants and with no underwear on it had come down the leg and onto the floor. Well the lady that was in nursery was the bishop's wife and she had asked the bishop to sit with Shad so that no more would come out of his pants. And his wife mentions that Shad had no diaper on and no underwear, which they had thought was weird. Wayne was too embarrassed to explain what had happened and just grabbed Shad and pinched off his pants around his ankles and walked out the door!! Needless to say, we all went home, and poor Liam, who was having fun in primary had to go with us. I sure hope this doesn't become a regular thing on Sunday